by Xx_fortnitefamilyguy_xX May 03, 2020
Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.
Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!
by allejoisthebest March 17, 2016
A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.
by MelonSaurus November 26, 2013
A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 09, 2017
A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
by leeitall September 13, 2012
Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.
Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!
Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!
Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
by BIG PENIS WITH A BIG PENIS July 07, 2021