alcoholic

Someone who manipulates good mormon families who have breweries in their basement for her own selfish desires. Uses childern as deliverers for her beer, and seduces the dad on a daily basis to satisfy her uncontrollable thrist for beer. Can smell out any keg party, so those trying to have a good time have to spend a good 100 dollars on bait beer thats on the other side of town from the party, and that'll only buy them about 2 hours before she'll come breaking through concrete walls and destroying anything in her path to get at the kegs.

"hm...all the wildlife are running away in the same direction..i wonder wh-.....wait..i hear babies crying to.its her! bert didnt take the bait!"

by victim of berts rampage for beer July 27, 2004

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Alcoballidays

When on holidays and consuming mass quantities of alcohol and cocaine.

Dragging my ass after Alcoballidays, ate jack shit, drank tons and my nostrils have become one....Costly but fun :)

by natachas db August 25, 2011

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alcohold

the stranglehold that alcohol consumption puts you under.

A: "man, I drank so much beer I can barely walk anymore"
B: "that's the alcohold"

by canadianbacon11 April 15, 2008

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[alcohol]

A telescope into your sub-conscious.

"I ate Jimmy? Woah I've been wanting to do that for months, thanks alcohol!"

by lajos. January 27, 2009

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alcoLOLic

someone who can't get enough LOL jokes when drunk, or, someone who can't get enough LOLjokes about drunks.

"oh man, we should take a pic of that passed out chick that we drew all over and label it with a stupid caption, and publish it on the internets."

"you are an alcoLOLic."

by alcoLOLz March 25, 2009

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