A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything
"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"
by Lil_birdman November 20, 2018
(rs-hole-plaz-uh). noun.
A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.
A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.
"Hey Rat, what are you up to tonight ?" .. "Hi Cog, I think I might just bum around the Rectumangle, maybe steal a car and do some burn-outs in ASSHOLE PLAZA carpark."
by Crack Baby Jesus July 04, 2016
by Xx_fortnitefamilyguy_xX May 03, 2020
A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.
by MelonSaurus November 26, 2013
A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 09, 2017
A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
by leeitall September 13, 2012
Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019