Amazin' Asian Discrimination

When there are lots of white and black representation and no Asian representation, that's amazin' Asian discrimination. What about the part of the population that gets straight As, has slanty eyes, and breakdances? Asians are amazin', and are often discriminated against. That's what we call AMAZIN' ASIAN DISCRIMINATION.

Asian 1:"I didn't get into that modeling agency that I tried out for."

Asian 2:"Why? You did great, you looked amazin', and all the other people were butt-ugly."

Asian 1:*sigh* "I think it was just amazin' Asian discrimination."

by Amazin' Spazzin' Asian January 10, 2010

Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.

"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"

by DougCo June 11, 2008

Asian Brown Cloud

The violent gastrointestinal aftermath of an asian consuming a harsh spicey meal.

Hassan let out an Asian Brown Cloud so dense and caustic at Ghengis Kahn that the police had to evacuate the entire block, and the restaurant repainted the interior before reopening.

by DonaldHParsons March 2, 2010

Asiane

A very nice person

A person who has someone back
A person is generous

Asiane can be a generous person when you need something

by iamtdog July 7, 2019

True asian

The best asian there is. Eats rice and destroys math. If bullies treat the true then he will uses his martial arts to destroy the bullies. Inferior people do not matter to this man.

Person 1:"Have you seen the true asian?"
Person 2:"Yes, he is a higher being"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

asiansplain

someone (of an Asian descent) explains something (of Asian culture) to someone, not of obvious Asian descent, with the assumption that they lack the cultural knowledge.

Sophia Chan: Soup dumplings are sort of like pasta with a meatball inside and broth!
Lukasz Miller: Please don't asiansplain what a soup dumpling is to me. My ex-girlfriend was Chinese.

by me_soph June 10, 2020

Ascians

People who live in the torrid zone and therefore cast little or no shadow at noon.

I'm educating those poor Ascians. Look before you leap

by Digital94babe<3 October 25, 2009