Jason Lee

A big and bulky guy who you might think is fat but your wrong all of that is muscle an when you think your strong think again
Man 1: yuck that guys fat

Man 2: I think that’s muscle

A Jason Lee is a great defense
by Buttman8829292 666 February 20, 2018
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freaky jason

There's always that one guy that you work with who is socially retarded, so you try and stay on his good side because you have no doubt that one day he will show up to work and go postal.
Please don't kill me freaky jason
by kenneth ward March 14, 2011
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jason giambi

noe a true yankees but although he made a mistake he still good and is still going to come on top.
he he mad a mistake,give him a break.
by yankeesrule March 10, 2005
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jason xavier

cutestt kid everrr :)
enjoys baskteball, singing, and japanese people
by jksghdjkd <3 September 14, 2008
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Jason Todd

Jason Todd is a dead bozo from DC Comics
Person 1: Yo that kid looks like Jason Todd!
Person 2: Is it because he's dead or because he's a bozo?
Person 1: No! He's Jason Todd because he's both of them!
by shadowcatxo November 17, 2021
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mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
by The Real Mike Jason May 02, 2019
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Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'
Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
by hathatyagc September 18, 2011
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