pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair

I have beard cancer on my face

by izzy3624 March 25, 2019

Cancer

Girls who use TikTok so much with their tounge and all out. Pretty much, they're Furries, but worse.

Ron: Yo, have you seen my sister in these days?
Jake: Oh, your Cancer?
Ron: Cancer? Wa- wait what?
Jake: Yeah. Cancer. She closed herself in the basement.
Phone: *SisGamer_69x posted another video. Check it out!*
Ron: Come with me.
Jake: With a Shotgun or what?
Ron: Nerf Guns.

by Jakeix April 1, 2019

Cancer Stick

Another Word For Juul or Cigarette

Ayo let me hit your cancer stick

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019

Cancer

Every North American English class ever

Damn, this class is f***ing cancer

by SimulatedEther April 10, 2019

Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.

1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!

by TheO0032 April 15, 2019

Cancer

Cancer is A GAY QUEER WHO SHOULD NEVER EXIST AND I HOPE NO ON EVER GETS IT AND IF U DO I PREY THAT IT GETS CURED.

Cancer is so stupid if u get i feel terrible for you and i hope the best.

by CANCER IS BAD April 23, 2019