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Cancer

A mutation in healthy human cells turning them into harmful ones
AKA dakbli qabdu nannuk dak l liba
"Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer u sploda"
by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021
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cancer cabana

An enclosure designed to segregate smokers from the air breathing members of society.
Sally was absent from the morning meeting due to excessive use of the cancer cabana.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024
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Cancer

A Cringe inducing youtuber named logan paul who has sucked approximatley 100,000,000 dicks in the last few years and still has 12 year olds wanking to his youtube videos
Have you heard of cancer
Yeah hes fucking bent
by The Right type of guy April 2, 2018
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Cancer

Jake Paul Is Cancer
by VerbalAssassinVEVO November 13, 2017
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Funny Cancer

Funny Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs - but funny
My aunt died of Funny Cancer - A really funny person
by Yezi Ou May 23, 2024
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Bass Cancer

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.
I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.
by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020
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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy
by smartist June 11, 2008
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