Pants usually bought at the store Hot Topic that have bright and distracting patterns or colours on them. Since the pants are so distracting and colourful, they tend to give people seizures. Most pants are neon-coloured and/or will have suspenders. When wearing seizure pants, people WILL look at you.
I bought a pair of seizure pants at Hot Topic yesterday and they have this insane checkerboard pattern on them.
by shelbyrocksfunky January 23, 2009
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Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.
Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.
Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.
Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.
Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!
Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.
Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.
Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.
Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.
by foogan October 18, 2008
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Get the stirrup pants mug.Basically a person who licks pants, but also has come to be used as following:
A person who is determined to squeeze everything they can out of a situation.
A person who is determined to squeeze everything they can out of a situation.
Used in the commercial "Pop Tarts - Pantlicker (2002)".
A man is in his office eating a Pop Tart Pastry Swirl and the filling spills on his pants and he takes them off. But then the cleaning lady walks in and sees him trying to lick the fruit off of his pants and she gives him that dirty look and says, "Pant licker!"
A man is in his office eating a Pop Tart Pastry Swirl and the filling spills on his pants and he takes them off. But then the cleaning lady walks in and sees him trying to lick the fruit off of his pants and she gives him that dirty look and says, "Pant licker!"
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