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magic beard

Slang word for an unshaved vagina.
by Peppermint Time December 15, 2010
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Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
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camron beard

he is the best guy youll ever meet. he is a amazing boyfriend and a great listener. i love him so much . happy 2 years babe!!!
by nleroucq October 24, 2022
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Byzantine Beard

typically refers to a specific style of facial hair commonly associated with Byzantine emperors and men of high social status in the Byzantine Empire, which existed from the 4th century AD to the 15th century AD
characterized by its length, often extending down to the chest, and its well-groomed appearance.

Byzantine emperors and other elite individuals often used their appearance, including their facial hair, as a symbol of power, authority, and cultural identity
grooming of the beard was seen as a reflection of their refined tastes and their connection to ancient Greco-Roman traditions.

might also be used more broadly to describe any long, well-maintained beard with historical or regal connotations.
that orthodox priest has a byzantine beard
by Eggy115 August 18, 2023
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kaitlynn beard

Rude, Self centered, and gets jealous easily. She dosent care about anyone else or there feelings. She only cares about herself and is stuck up.
Kaitlynn beard: rude brat

Kailtynn laughed at Allison when she fell down the stairs and made fun of her.She made Allison feel sad and told her to suck it up and stop being a baby.
by Raelee November 23, 2021
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beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.
Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.
by EafFish18 August 6, 2017
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beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality
Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022
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