A professional dork.
by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015

by Zack Mcmaster June 5, 2018

When a man ejaculates into a woman's asshole and then proceeds to scoop the cum out with his bare hand (or hands) and eat it
We were having a great time until she asked me to preform a Pennsylvanian Pulled Pork Sandwich on her. I did it however it was not pleasant for me at all.
by OstrichFella September 4, 2025

1. An unforeseeable, unpredictable event that occurs when attempting to complete a task or do something cool, BUT produces a result that was even cooler and more rare than you ever thought would happen.
2. Being so incredibly fortunate to feast your eyes on something so unique and rare that you hold that memory dear until you explain it to another believer of ‘the pork nugget’ and share a cheeky smile and eye squint with them.
2. Being so incredibly fortunate to feast your eyes on something so unique and rare that you hold that memory dear until you explain it to another believer of ‘the pork nugget’ and share a cheeky smile and eye squint with them.
1. Attempting to throw a ball off a wall into a cup, but it hits the edge of a brick, rebounds off your cousins chin, knocks a budgie off its perch and THEN lands in the original cup. ‘What a Pork Nugget!’
2. When you see the woman of your dreams and think to yourself… ‘ohhh what a pork nugget’
2. When you see the woman of your dreams and think to yourself… ‘ohhh what a pork nugget’
by PorkyBusiness March 8, 2022

Sorry I was late to the tee time boys, was playing a little bit of haunted pig late night…gave her the old pork and ghost 🐷 👻
by Saucybastard May 11, 2025

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019

A video surfaced of otis smoking on that pork pack surfaced in toledo jbeast with the commentary exclaims “ ayo bro really smoking onna frank, he smoking on that pork pack”
by crisyueng June 6, 2023
