velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.

Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.

by allwrong4u February 16, 2018

Face Rain

When there is a light drizzly rain and it seems to rain only on your face.

Its face raining outside today.

by Wildcat02 October 20, 2012

Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...

"She was totally Shit Faced last night"

by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012

face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.

there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.

by brimith July 11, 2007

Face Huggies

When a woman clamps her legs around her lovers face during cunnilingus like the face hugger from Alien

“Mary yelled “FACE HUGGIES” as she sat on my face last night”

by Pumpkinmunchkin October 11, 2018

Metal Face

MF DOOM's alter ego when hes on the beat, rather than producing.

Johnny: Metal Face Doom is my favorite rapper!
Bob: Kill yoself

by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer April 27, 2023

Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.

Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.

by Joely F May 15, 2023