off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:

"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air

by APW December 6, 2006

Walk off

When April has to walk off so the cum can drop out of her after taking all the crews loads.

April walk off everyday last week.

by Snooze you loose October 12, 2022

fresh off the blade

Coming directly from a haircut . The blade being the barber’s clippers. Its not gay.

Aint no better feeling than comin fresh off the blade

by NotJordan 🙅🏾‍♂️ February 13, 2019

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

Suck off

Something Pro does to Max Gawn

Pro likes to suck off Max Gawn

by Legend derry March 21, 2024

off-nominal insertion

When something doesn't go where all the players involved think it is going to go. Equally applicable when talking about putting spacecraft in orbit as it is when PIV aim gets a little off and ends up in surprise buttsecks.

You're aiming a little low there, big fella, going to end up with an off-nominal insertion if you poke any harder!

by PurplePirate December 20, 2019

Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021