(Getting) Max'd

Being 30+ minutes late after organizing something and insisting your "on your way"

Homie 1: (11:30) Hey homie lets go get some fucking chipotle
Homie 2: Sure lets meet at 12

(2 Hours Later)

Homie 1: Where are you? I think im (getting) Max'd!
Homie 2: Trust fam I'm putting on my shoes now.

by PussyXDestroyer90000 April 6, 2017

Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator

The best game on Scratch play it now

Bro have you played DGMP's new game Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator? It's so epicenter!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

get on the red

going crazy?

i'm going to get on the red tonight

by rosia November 18, 2017

Get Can

Get can is the dank way of telling someone to get cancer
Kril™

You're annoying , please get can

by Kril Fam May 6, 2016

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

it gets bettering

Explaining to someone (usually a member of the LGBTQ+ community who is at the beginning of their "coming out" journey) that "it gets better." This could be perceived as patronizing, particularly when offered by someone who doesn't seem to have their life together, but it is well-intentioned.

A reference to the It Gets Better Project storytelling campaign which has helped thousands of LGBTQ+ young people. Used in the HBO Max show, "The Sex Lives of College Girls"

"I'm just calling to check in on you. I could tell you're in a really bad place and I just wanted to say that it gets better."

"Oh my god, are you "it gets bettering" me? Yeah, no, I'm fine. You drive a Ford Windstar. You get better."

by DonnaSummer January 14, 2022

Get Splote On

The action of getting yote on, only by a Splte member.

Hense - splote.

*Valient finally gets kicked out of Mcdonalds for leaching their free wifi so he can't hold q anymore*
*Splte member kills him*
"HAHA GET SPLOTE ON KID GO CHANGE YOUR SHIT BAG"

by xd meme May 23, 2018