squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.

(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'

by kapooch102 December 30, 2011

I shat it out

A phrase used to drive off annoying people who keep asking you where you got something.

(Guy 1 is busy playing games on a new phone)

Guy 2: Dude, where did you get that cool new cellphone?

Guy 1: I shat it out. Now fuck off

(Guy 2 walks away)

by KNCVBKK June 22, 2011

hanging the bag out

The act of hanging the nutsack out of your fly. The penis should be covered if done properly. If the penis is out, that is considered "trolling".

I was in the Phillipines hanging the bag out.

by Olongapo poo April 21, 2003

Rub one out

when you just really gotta come, so you make yourself. wether it's via vibe, hand, or any gadjet for that matter

Man, I was so stressed out, I relax after I rub one out

by notafanof100lbs January 16, 2009

lick you out

When a man gives a woman through oral sex.

Man - "wow, what a (Blow job)!"
Woman - "Now its your turn to lick me out"
Man - "Sure I'll lick you out!"

by I am feeling like a kinky fuck January 10, 2012

fall out boy

there are so many bitch fall out boy haters who dont even know what emo IS or why they hate it. fall out boy is in my opinion a fantastic band, and if you dont like them, dont LISTEN to them, dumbasses, dont just call them fags and think it makes you cool. hating FOB doesnt make you cool or different, and neither does liking them. if you like them, good for you! music is an escape. the lyrics are awesome. and all you FOB haters, have you even LISTENED to the lyrics? ignore what they look like or who their fans are and try to focus on appreciating their fucking MUSIC. FOB started in chicago, pretty much at the bottom of it all, NOT founded by 14-year-old fangirls, and worked their way to the top with actual talent. you're not being all cool and interesting by calling them gay emos. emo isn't a group of guys sitting around in tight pants and makeup and slitting their wrists or crying to their counselors. emo is a type of music, idiots. someone whos "emo" just means theyre more in touch with their feelings, or they like the color black, according to some people. but before you use "emo" as an insult, try finding out what it MEANS first! anyway, fall out boy is a band based on talent and interest, and if you dont like em, bite your tongue and whatever you were gonna say, shove it up your ass.

fangirl: the new fall out boy CD is totally fabu! pete wentz is yummalicious!
me: yeeeeeeeah. the new cd IS pretty good. petes a good singer and all but...wha?...nevermind. whatever you say.

by blujay August 13, 2007

In-n-out

Hamburger chain in California that everyone in that state claims is the best burger chain in the world. In reality, it is pretty average. It is not 'bad', but it is not as good as Jack-in-the-Box.

Bill: Hey, there is an In-n-Out burger here.

Ted: Yeah, lets ask them where the nearest Jack-in-the-Box is.

by Flick507 June 2, 2011