Balls be kept

The only statement that counters no balls

1:No balls if u dont RIP ur nuts off
2:Balls be kept if u dont rip ur nuts off
1 "falls to ground and rips his nuts off then dies"

John:No balls if u dont suck a dick
Jeremy:balls be kept if u dont suck a dick

by Sick on those tittys October 25, 2018

dragon ball d

A new game that will surpass the Dragon Ball Z series and has VR in the pipeline

Have you heard about Dragon Ball D? Its going to be awesome

by honneamise October 28, 2018

Magenta Balls

Masturbating 5 minutes before No Nut November starts, and once it hits midnight you have to stop immediately.
If you win you get one final nut before November

But if you lose You get severe blue balls, so much they they turn to a darker shade and eventually turn a megenta colour by the end of it.

“Hey did you hear about Alex?, I herd he got severe Megenta Balls”
“What are Magenta Balls?
“Where you have to start Beating your meat 5 minutes before no nut November and after it hits midnight you have to immediately stop, and if you don’t but you get blue balls so bad they turn Magenta”

by Zinox_Hd October 28, 2018

Fire ball your world

When you fuck your buddy’s scooter up then he try’s fucking you mun

I’m going to fire ball your world Andrew you fucking bitch ramping the fucks out of my scooter

by Tounge puncher November 1, 2018

balls rich

someone who is “balls rich” is just a person who has money in their pocket, bank acct, etc... it could be a dollar or a hundred dollars but still balls rich, as the length of the pocket lines up with ya balls.

Person: He looks balls rich but he ain’t got a job.

Friend: how does he do it?!

by brettirl December 12, 2018

food balls

When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”

Man that jack in the box commercial gave me major food balls

by Lexi lexx December 14, 2018

Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018