When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
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If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.
Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.
Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.
If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.
Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.
Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.
He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0
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Playing for Webb middle school, One of the most ghetto and worst teams in GISD and DFW metroplex. Filled with some one most retarded and mentally ill. And with a coach that wears wigs they might as well be the special ed class.
Person 1 : hey dude you gonna match the Webb middle school volley ball team play?
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls
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