Frozen Dinosaur Sex

When two massively obese people have sex in a walk-in freezer

Hey Martha after your done with your deep-fried twinky lets go have some frozen dinosaur sex!

by Dinorectum July 13, 2010

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Aloha Sex Juice

The jizz of a Hawaiian man.

Would you like to drink my aloha sex juice?

Yes please.

by Hawiian Stud 69 October 25, 2009

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when you throw a girl around the room while eating gummy worms. Then you put the gummy worms in her butthole then eat it. After that u smack her across the face and say that was fucking amazing and run out the door.

While me and Bill were having wild crazy sex i got a concussion

by L.A.N February 16, 2009

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slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with backpacks on

let's have ninja turtle sex
great! I'll wear my new backpack

by DanKuren September 17, 2016

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Simon sex maniac

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.

Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??

by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021

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