Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 19, 2023
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Baby Hux

A nice person who for some reason hates the Animal Crossing New Horizons villager, Sherb. They also simp for Rey/Daisy Ridley.
Person A: “Hey, who do you simp for?”
Person B: “Oh, Daisy Ridley’s pretty hot.”
Person A: “OMG, You’re such a Baby Hux!
by God.Of.Chaos December 23, 2020
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duvet baby

Another phase for {sugar baby} used in black ghettos.
I friend recommended that I get myself a duvet baby because they are easier on the finances to keep.
by Another Sugar Daddy May 15, 2018
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Baby Ahmed

A soft marshmallow like textured child that likes baby shark.
I ate a marshmallow it tasted just like baby Ahmed.
by Babyahmed January 17, 2021
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Baby lay

by September 01, 2021
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Walter(tiny lego baby)

Walter is god. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes and is all-knowing. He lives in space. He is also a lego baby.
Oh my Walter(tiny lego baby), what have you done?!
by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 07, 2023
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