Butt Pirate

Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.

Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Butt sex with girls

HAVING SEX BC YOUR LONELY AS FUCK

I has butt sex with girls.

by Matteo Suck me balls May 14, 2023

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Butt Bomb

-Someone who cements their bottom into a couch all day, rear end sown into the living room to simply do nothing.

-A large portion of food, usually fatty and innutritious.

Tom decided to not go outside today and just butt bomb around the apartment.

I've ordered Buffalo Butt Bombs for the table!

by Shane Sackson December 29, 2020

itchy butt syndrome

Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy

Damn I got a case of the Joe gallon right now (itchy butt syndrome)

by YaMom69 December 30, 2021

Butt Fuckle

The cute non gay way of getting anal

“Hey Noah wanna butt fuckle?”
“Ohhhhh yes!!!”

by Buckle futter April 21, 2024

Butt Clott

When your butt hair is tangled so that it traps feces in a similar process to flies in a spiderweb.

Ah shit, now I've gotta snip my butt clott.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019