Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!

I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.

by JaxSnow July 10, 2019

Getting dressed

Having an object placed inside of the rectum, as dressing is placed into a turkey.

He was getting dressed at his colonoscopy appointment.

by Eg_n_chee November 25, 2021

i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.

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The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.

by IDoNotMakeNoSmack March 9, 2025

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Get it up

To get something started or to be invited to join someone or something

We are going to Rudy’s to play spades, do you want to get it up with us

by Holden like Carl Molden April 20, 2022

Getting Moe'd

When you post something on Social Media and the replies are beyond ridiculous and can't be taken seriously. Usually responders are blue checkmarks with under 50 followers or account was just created.

I made a logical post about Anthem, but man am I getting Moe'd in the replies

by RandomGG May 11, 2023