Dog Shit

Lincoln High

Did you see the basketball game that Lincoln North Star played against Lincoln High?

Yeah, Lincoln High was dog shit.

by RustyMFKuntz December 9, 2021

dogging

Being a dog.

dog 1: Let's go dogging together!
dog 2: Sure woof!

by dogwof October 7, 2022

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 17, 2017

Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023

Deadbeat Dog Fucker

Someone who sits around all day, fucks his dog and does nothing with his life. Total creep.

That Deadbeat Dog Fucker's at it again!! What a sick loser!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025