Poor Man's Blumpkin

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

You're the very man

When you find the appropriate man to fulfill a task.

I have a new pair of rubber glove's and I need someone to piss in them.

You're the very man for it.

by SeánClady January 21, 2011

Plus or Minus Man

Plus or Minus Man is a Calculus superhero. He has the power to make square roots either positive or negative (plus or minus).

His other powers include the Integration Inferno, Derivation Disaster, and the dreaded, cataclysmic L'Hopital Derivation.

Person 1: "Amg, this Calculus test is so hard...negative one-half are you freaking kidding me??!!!"

Person 2: "Never fear, Plus or Minus Man will be here!! He will integrate and derive everything for us!!"

by PChao November 28, 2010

The Almost Invisible Man

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM

Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?

by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

dead man on campus

Originiating from the movie of the same name. The idea is that if one's roommate at college were to suddenly die then that other person would get straight a's for the rest of the school year. For one can't seriously be thought to continue on with there studies if they are mourning the death of their roommate.

Movie = Dead Man on Campus

by random_knowledge July 13, 2007

Spider Man Kid

Some immature dumbass kid, probably around the age of 9 or 8 that expresses his love of Spiderman in his clothing. Wears a Spiderman T-Shirt, blue sweatpants, and Sketcher Light Up shoes. Most likely watches Cartoon Network, and plays with Pokemon, Bakugan, and Yu-Gui-Oh.

Tabatha: OMG my litte brother is such a Spider man kid, he keeps on playing with Bakugan!
Tiffany:OMG like I know right? Like he has a Spider man shirt that says Bang! on it. I mean like really?
Tabatha:IKR?
Tiffany:LOLZ

Mark: REPTAR HAS TIMES FOUR JAW STRENGTH AND PLUS FIVE DEFENSE!
Bobby: NUH UH, MY GALANGANASH HAS PLUS SIX STOMPING ABILITY AND PLUS TWENTY DEFENSE.
Mark: Well your GALANGANASH IS NO MATCH FOR MY: UBARBEAR. UBARBEAR GO! WATER TORNADO ATTACK GO!
Bobby: FML

by APERSONWHOHATESKIDSLIKETHIS March 4, 2011