Jerk Face

jerk face is the definition of someone who uses u and when u get bored they leave.

hey whos the jerk face..?
oh, that's Chris

by tiredofpeople November 6, 2018

Bitch face

Any person whose face looks just like the face of your standard bitch. Also used to refer to someone whose face will not stop bitching or is perpetually bitchy

Person A : "Gelo is a bitch face"
Person B : "I think that Noah is a bitch face aswell"

by The Wasteman November 10, 2018

Ass Face

A nickname for someone with the name of Max who enjoys arousal through eating ones anal cavity.

That ass face drove me crazy last night

by Certified PD December 13, 2018

be (or get) in someone's face

to behave in a confrontational or annoyingly direct or persistent manner toward someone

I hate to be (or get) in someone's face, but you have a drinking problem

by GreenApple25 December 13, 2018

face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018

Shit-faced

hammered; blotto; loaded; wasted; smashed (really drunk)

He drank a 26er of whiskey and was shit-faced.

by Howdeedoodee December 22, 2018

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018