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HoliBday Baby

A baby born on a holiday; a unique event where wo things occur: a child is born and a major holiday is celebrated
Girl 1: "I hear your friend is having her baby soon."
Girl 2: "Yea, she's due December 25th, she's having a HoliBday Baby!"
Girl 1: "Oh Hell No! Christmas and Birthday gifts every year? Sucks to be her!"
by Xavier Grays January 29, 2024
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The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.
I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.
by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021
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even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.
Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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baby shower

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo
That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie
by babyshower69 May 29, 2022
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Bull-Baby

When a bull (a dominant male who cuckholds husbands) has sexual relations with the wife of a couple and results in a pregnancy and birth of a bull-baby.
Jim: “is it true that Johnnys dad is a cuck?”
Beth: “Yes And he has been since before Johnny was born. Johnny could be a bull-baby!”
by Sweaty Mcsweat March 14, 2024
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When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.
My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!
by ALC2017 May 25, 2017
mugGet the Body Slammed Baby Back Bitchmug.

eel baby

Simply put, a well-lubricated but small penis. The antonym would be the eel daddy.
"His eel baby paled in comparison to my daddy."
by luceypants December 31, 2012
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