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See You Next Tuesday

A series of words that the creators of Family Guy use to get away with saying cunt on tv.
C.U.N.T.
by Overdell February 25, 2009
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you will never be a woman

a coping mechanism phrase used by illegal aliens of the former subreddit r/thedonald on 4chan's board /pol/ to belittle anyone who doesn't shill for the former "president" of the United States, Donald J. Trump, and other republicans.
Anon's father: Are ya coping son?
Son: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, DAD!
by BillKlacks June 1, 2021
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If you catch my drift

If you get what iam saying
Do whatever you want, you can even roll a Riza, if you catch my drift
by B4tty Boy July 31, 2019
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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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you catch my drift

If you understand what I mean, often in reference to the rude version of a double entendre or innuendo.
"She put his sausage in her mouth, if you catch my drift"
by Hugo-h12 October 10, 2016
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I'd Love To Turn You On

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
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It refers to the comics section of newspapers (the part that you prefer or the only one that you read...)
-> To say bye to somebody that you find interesting and funny. You really enjoyed her/his company and want her/him to know it.
At the end of a party, when your new friend leaves :
"LOL ! See ya in the funny papers !"
by lois77 August 3, 2005
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