I'll never wash my cock

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.

Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.

by PoopyPoo October 26, 2004

e-cock blocking

v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN

Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"

Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"

Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"

Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"

by No you do February 24, 2009

homo erectus cock inda buttus

It is when a homosexual male puts his penis into another mans asshole(may also be homosexual).

How did you like my homo erectus cock inda buttus?

by Biggyfoots December 14, 2015

Self Block Cock Block(SBCB)

A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.

Guy 1: You get it in last night?

Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.

by CSB Fern April 28, 2012

olly olly cocks been free

a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it

While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!

by Lord H.R. CocknBalls May 8, 2011

shirt cock

when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)

man did u totally see him shirt cock as soon as she came in the room?

by dudeman99 January 24, 2011

Rock out with your cock out

Taking your openly gay chicken to a metal show.

"It's so nice that you decided to rock out with your cock out."

by drawmonkey September 29, 2011