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Hot RJ

The act of ejaculating on another’s pillow as well as farting on it. The purpose of this is to give the victim a cold sore and pink eye.
Me: Da fuck happen to your face?
Friend: I must’ve got hot RJ’d last night.
Me: your face smells like my taint....
by ww6252 June 16, 2018
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Hot Dragon

Noun: A male shaped phallic object leaving a menstruating vagina.
Jill sucked Jack's hot dragon after they rode the crimson tide.

Jack's dick looked like a hot dragon when he pulled out.
by HotSauceCovered June 16, 2018
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Arkansas Hot-pocket

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and giving way to a relative (usually the brother) to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.
Lucy is feeling better after a hard week, Terry tells me she wants a good ole fashioned Arkansas Hot-pocket tonight.
by Calbandini June 20, 2018
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Comedy Hot

In comedy scenes across America there are usually only two women. If one of them is more attractive than other she is automatically deemed 'hot.' Even though usually girls who do comedy are decent at best (similar to the New York 6 is a 9 everywhere else)
Sad Comic: Dang, bro. Tina is looking good tonight. I should not ask her out for 3 weeks and just make weird jokes until she tells me to fuck off.
Woke Comic: Nah bruh. She just comedy hot. She like a 5
by madeintaiwan June 25, 2018
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Hot pocket

When you refer to someone as a hot pocket, you are complimenting them. If someone looks hot but you don’t want to be as direct, this is a more subtle approach.
Friend #1: “woahhhhh, look at that guy over there!”
Friend #2: “wow! He’s a hot pocket!”

Ex. 2

*Friend 1 sends a cute picture*
Friend 1: “hey! I’m bored!”
Friend 2: “me too! Btw... you’re looking like a hot pocket😂”
by Swizzyswizzle July 2, 2018
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Hot tub

When your partner fills your belly button up with fresh warm semen
Baby get ready... your getting a hot tub tonight
by Pooterfart July 3, 2018
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phil the hot man

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c
Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.
by big fat man big fat July 6, 2018
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