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what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
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i wish i knew you wanted me

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy
“i wish i knew you wanted me”

bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?
by breadbreadbreadhead July 20, 2022
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petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

A meme where a character turns into plushie
Lois: petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!
by Imthehamman July 4, 2023
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when you try to say something and your voice cracks
Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?
by opalescqnt December 8, 2018
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Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore

Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
Help me they are closing in on my location I need backup
I have 30 seconds until they catch me Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
by Blizzards that kill u r pog August 10, 2021
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LET ME JUST HELP YOU OUT HERE

Let me just help you out here *Takes a kid and throws him in the back of the van*
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