Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

i wish i knew you wanted me

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy

“i wish i knew you wanted me”

bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?

by breadbreadbreadhead July 20, 2022

petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

A meme where a character turns into plushie

Lois: petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

by Imthehamman July 4, 2023

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020

can you do some research for me please

when you try to say something and your voice cracks

Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?

by opalescqnt December 8, 2018

Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore

Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
Help me they are closing in on my location I need backup

I have 30 seconds until they catch me Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore

by Blizzards that kill u r pog August 10, 2021

LET ME JUST HELP YOU OUT HERE

-Mr.Holmes 2018

Let me just help you out here *Takes a kid and throws him in the back of the van*

by xXAIDS/DEEZNUTS\PEANUTBUTTERXX May 28, 2018