when super ugly girls or boys orders a real life human face mask to put on and you cant tell its fake, and the mask is really beautiful or handsome and look like the real thing
i fool this old man into having sex with me with my doll face, and hes going to prison for it because i was underage with a fake id l i do thi sall the time and i dont care. im priceless like a diamond that shines bright. diamond is a precious stone people get married with that last forever like the marriage.
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Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
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Get the Sit on a face day mug.'Torta face' is a term that originates from Hispanic communities in the United States. It describes someone with the following features:
1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead
2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones
3.) a long, pointy chin
This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.
Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.
Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.
It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.
This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.
You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead
2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones
3.) a long, pointy chin
This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.
Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.
Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.
It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.
This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.
You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
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