When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022
Get the Teeing offmug. Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
Get the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug. When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.
I was out in the field "Off Pissing"
The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"
The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"
by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024
Get the Off Pissingmug. Relentlessly nagged someone to the extent they get what they want, but the outcome is worse than they hoped. Shaking a nut tree too vigorously will release good nuts along with nuts that are not ready to harvest. The relationship becomes damaged as the nut tree can also be.
Anna wanted Dave to buy her a new phone. Dave knew that a new model would be coming out soon, but Anna would not wait. She pestered him relentlessly. She “shook him till his nuts fell off”.
Dave bought Anna the new phone, but the phone was not as good as the subsequent version.
Dave bought Anna the new phone, but the phone was not as good as the subsequent version.
by Orange Peeler August 22, 2025
Get the Shook him till his nuts fell offmug. ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug. “ and here comes so you think from way off the speed!”
“Sitting off the speed, Merchant navy takes the lead!”
“ I’ve never seen a horse come off the speed like Zenyatta!”
“Sitting off the speed, Merchant navy takes the lead!”
“ I’ve never seen a horse come off the speed like Zenyatta!”
by Off the speed March 26, 2023
Get the Off the speedmug. A way in which a hacker gains physical and or digital access through the use of social-engineering; as opposed to an On-Path attack where an attacker sits between two devices to intercept communications.
Security was breached by the use of an off-path attack to gain physical access through use of social-engineered persuasion.
by Elliot "Mr. Robot" December 29, 2022
Get the Off-Path Attackmug.