Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Barack out with your cock out

Verb-to avidly support Barrack Obama in the '08 presidential primaries and/or election.

Bill: Hey, who are you going to vote for?
Ted: I don't know. What do you think?
Bill: You should definitely Barack out with your cock out.

by Alex Harm February 3, 2008

Lock out with your Cock out

The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.

Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.

Bill: yeah no problem.

Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.

by Froogielicious January 14, 2010

rock out with your cock out

Basicaly to have fun partying and not giving a shit who's watching you and what they think.

Corey doesnt care what people think of him and tends to rock out with his cock out.

Just have fun and rock out with your cock out.

by theamazing! January 30, 2010

god-damn-fucking-cock-shit

A usless ramble when your pissed off because something didn't work. Usualy heard around workplaces.

Ahhh god-damn-fucking-cock-shit the non-destructive restore didn't work.

by Jadraxx February 21, 2004

Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003

Have your cock and eat it too.

The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.

John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."

Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."

John: "Don't you mean cake?"

Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"

by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012