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YouTube Emcee

A person who want to get signed by posting (rap)lines on Youtube video's containing beats, especially on instrumentals.
Yo, stop posting those lines on that instrumental, get signed instead, what are you? A youtube emcee?
by Jdkhzn January 25, 2010
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Youtube and Blow

Basically netflix and chill but getting a blow job instead
Girl: Blowjob?
Boy: No, Youtube and blow
by CHILLandWATCHnetflix March 22, 2016
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Youtube gold

Catching a rare moment of life on a cell phone camera or other, of when ignorance crashes with ignorance, and then posting it on YouTube.
Hey Alex, check out this video i got of some guys trying to break into the staples center during the Lakers riots, then right when they enter, the cops blast them with bean bags, Alex say, "Yo! for real, that’s some YouTube gold right there".
by FKOLBY75 June 18, 2009
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[YouTube Poop]

youtube videos designed for persons who do drugs
by smilingbob October 21, 2008
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YouTube Piss

YouTube Poop's alter ego, the only difference is that it's even worse. Believe me, it is.
Person 1: Hey, I just watched this awesome YouTube Poop!
Person 2: I watched an epic YouTube Piss.
Person 1: DEUUEAUGH
*person 1 dies*
by sonicroxs October 27, 2010
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Youtube Hero

Playing along to Guitar Hero songs with the Guitar Hero controller using Youtube videos.
I'm so bored. I'm gonna go play some Youtube Hero.
by pjppjp October 30, 2008
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Youtube Syndrome

A disease/disorder/stupidness/faggotry that causes a person to automatically type youtube.com automatically as they open their internet browser.

This disease is usually obtained by watching too much porn from a Youtuber named Fred, who is very innocent and wants nothing more than to come to your kids' house at night and play with them

Cures: There is no known cure for Youtube Syndrome, but a brilliant scientist by the name of Ms. South Carolina, deduced a way to deal with this deadly and life threatening disease.

1. Get someone to tie you to a chair with 5 rolls of duct tape, I repeat 5 rolls or else it won't hold you down
2. Place you and chair in front of computer
3. Open up the web browser (Right here is where you need to be careful, as numerous reports indicate excessive seizures, violence 10 biting related deaths have been reported and masturbation
4. Hold down his fingers from typing on the keyboard (they will probably have escaped from the duct tape already)(preferably with a knife because it works so well)
5. Watch him scream and agonize in pain from not getting to go to youtube.com
6. Repeat steps 1-5 for 2 years (or until the patient doesnt have hands left -_-)

Number of PPL dead from this disease: 2 tril / 0 X 1 mil
please, dont be another victim (also see stupidity)
Person 1: Awww, did you hear about Bill?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: It's so sad, everytime he tries to google something, it just goes to Youtube
Person 2: Oh My God, he has Youtube Syndrome! We need to quarantine him
Bill: BITCH DATS A MISTAKE!
by mock twayne October 26, 2009
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