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William

A guy with anger issues who will probably kill me after writing this. Also gay.
Bro, William is gonna beat my ass cause I ate his dog
by Bannana666 January 30, 2018
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William Leonard Pickard

The man responsible for 90% of the worlds LSD. Got busted in the year 2000. Could you believe that? 90%! Thats why LSD is so rare to find these days. That sucks!

"The DEA maintains that Pickard and partner Clyde Apperson were responsible for manufacturing a majority of the LSD sold in the United States at the time of his arrest, citing a single post-arrest statistic indicating a 95 percent reduction in the drug's availability (where other sources have shown an historically falling interest in LSD). The DEA also maintains that besides the missile launch facility in Kansas, Pickard and Apperson had previously manufactured LSD in Mountain View, California, in Oregon and in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The DEA claims a Santa Fe lab they operated also consistently produced about 1 kilogram of LSD every five weeks. DEA estimates are that 1 kilogram of LSD is equal to 10 million doses with "street value" of $4 million, at 100 micrograms-per-$4-dose. Significantly, the DEA reported only six ounces (less than 170 grams) of ergotamine tartrate (the essential and difficult to obtain LSD precursor) were found in vehicles associated with the silo."
QUESTION-Hey, howcome LSD is so rare to find man?

ANSWER-Because that stupid chickenhawk William Leonard Pickard GOT BUSTED WITH 90% OF IT!
by Manmoss1234 July 6, 2009
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Brian Williams

God. Brian Williams is a news anchor on Nightly News on NBC. He is the best living anchorman today.
Random Person: Who is Brian Williams?
News Enthusiast: God.
by Coexistence November 30, 2009
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William

William is a fucking cunt
by William is a fucking cunt August 28, 2016
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william's wig

Bill's toupee. (bills to pay)
John: I would love to give you money for that wonderful beej you just gave me, but I have mad william's wig.

Hooker: I'm calling my pimp.
by stefanmartin April 4, 2008
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William

The most sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will hold you tight you will talk for hours. Sooner or later you will fall in love with him he will never let you go keeping you safe and in a warm place. He is a great kisser with lots of love. Fun to be around he will make you laugh and smile no matter what the mood is. He has a large penis.
Same William is so cute. Should I go talk to him?
by 338lapua_magnum June 4, 2018
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Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain
Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"
by britt12342 June 5, 2019
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