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Drunk or high to the point you can't tell which end is which, which hole to put it in, what living thing to put it in, or can't get it in at all. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea, and the worst fucking headache EVER.
"Oooh my friggin' head i'm so wasted."
Wasted by April XD December 9, 2008
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Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts 

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

Teenage Wasteland

the name many people give the song "Baba O'Riley" by The Who it is a common misconception. The song has been covered by many bands such as pearl jam
Person #1: I love that song by Pearl Jam, Teenage Wasteland
Person #2: i think you mean the song Baba O'Riley by The Who, and Yes the sang is awesome
Teenage Wasteland by lpm90 May 24, 2008
The baddest, bad ass you will ever meet. Loves guns and shoots often. Likes anything that goes fast. A loyal friend, protects his loved ones with his life.
Walter is such a bad ass girls cant keep there hands off him.
Walter by wwexp February 5, 2010

barbara walters 

barbara walters is a slut.
barbara walters by wjc May 9, 2008

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.
I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

Let's get Tory Wasted and do crazy things!
Tory Wasted by asu1 September 27, 2011