Drunk or high to the point you can't tell which end is which, which hole to put it in, what living thing to put it in, or can't get it in at all. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea, and the worst fucking headache EVER.
Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts
One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
The baddest, bad ass you will ever meet. Loves guns and shoots often. Likes anything that goes fast. A loyal friend, protects his loved ones with his life.
When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.
I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.