Undes-uber-able

You request an Uber, they call you, find out you only need to go 2 miles, then cancel

I needed to go from LAX to the hotel, but was completely undes-uber-able.

by DrPhy6 September 9, 2016

uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.

You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!

by Mainiyak September 28, 2021

uber scramble

verb

1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.

noun

1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.

verb

"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"

noun

"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"

"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"

by Trintastic November 27, 2016

Uber

A word typically used by the elder emos to over exaggerate a statement.

I'm uber confused my dude.

by Elderemoslang December 28, 2021

uber gas

Uber Gas- The ultimate marijuana high with a super gassy nose. Uber leaves you like your eyes are closed with the desire to move but not the ability. Gas is the gassy nose, when you open the bag in the living room and your wife says damn baby what did you open it stinks in a good way GAS.

Man I stopped by the plugs spot last night and grabbed a zip of that UBER GAS!

by Bigpostagepimp January 30, 2025

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022