twanker

Insult: someone who is both twat and wanker.

He's such a twanker!

by LoveHoneyBunny May 6, 2004

trunk

Particularly low in quality. An unfavourable event or item. Crap.

That movie "Alien Resurrection" was fucking trunk!
OR
English is a very trunk subject.

by Lenny Corbett August 2, 2004

Trunk Monkey

Getting having your sex with your bitch while she sits on the trunk of your car

Me and my old lady went out lastnight and I got me some trunk monkey before I took her home

by d.key April 21, 2006

Twank

To slap your penis on a persons face.

Mostly ideal when the person is fast asleep.

Joe got pretty drunk at a party and fell asleep on the sofa. Joe's mate; Cedric thought it would be funny if he gave Joe a twank whilst asleep.

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

Twanko

slang for a homosexual person, usually female.

"You fucking twanko!"

by jjjjjjjaaaz March 14, 2010

Twank

A Woman who sleeps around to gain notoriety. A woman who excepts a hand up in exchange for sexual favors. A high class whore. A woman who may not see herself as loose because of her high fashion but society would still deem her a slut.

Bro, Tammy is ALWAYS at munchbar and she dresses real nice but she is still a Twank!

by Gav Hustle July 11, 2012

thunken

thinking while taking a shit

I'm in the bathroom taking a thunken

by goat1999 January 28, 2015