Twattishness

The situation caused by a twat

Throwing the firework in the fire was twattishness behaviour

by lou McCruff March 11, 2015

twat cotton

A tampon.

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.

by Revvie October 22, 2015

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

twat mcwaffle

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

twazzle life

A group of friends who gets saucy together

Look at them boyz sauced up them boyz twazzle life , aka direcktionz , banga and breeze

by NanDaMan April 20, 2017

twattwatballsack

this is a word to describe an ugly, annoying person. they like licking ears and slowly inserting their giant pens in girls keys. they ate your mam last saturday and humped the tree outside. (dear daddy mommy also the tree outside ) i think YOU know a twattwatballsack in your class but if you dont go to school... oh well... then uh... cool.

their dragons slayed Elsa what. an. ASS! they really are. they like ordering pizza and then sprinkling it with t-shirt necklines. yesterday they sat on your boyfriend.

Kate : OMG Cate is sssuuuuccch a twattwatballsack.
Katie :yeah like yesterday she sat on my boyfriend!
Catlynn :yeah, she ate my mom and humped the tree outside!
Jeffery : yeah she is such a twattwa-
Catleen : get lost Jeffery!
Jeffery : oh how depressing

by illeaturmom June 12, 2018

twanique

A beautiful intelligent girl that don't give a fuck with no body days she has no filter

Girl: She's ugly

Twanique: Shut the hell up

by Nun of your damn business. May 16, 2018