couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Spicy Tomato Soup

When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.

I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.

by Wise Gent June 8, 2019

fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

circumsized tomatoes

When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.

Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.

by The real g 4220 December 15, 2019

Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

Pre-Tomats

The not quite ketchup fluid that comes out before the ketchup. This can be remedied by giving the bottle a good shakin' before you squeeze.

A human squeezing a ketchup bottle onto a BBQ'd hot dogger

Human one - "Oh shoot, now my dog is covered in pre-tomats!"

Human two - "Bruh, you should have shaken the bottle, pre-tomats is the worst."

by Sasserfrats November 6, 2020

topless tomato

Someone who is extremely good at video games

Wow this guy acts a lot like topless tomato

by Jojo100000 November 26, 2020