Salad Spoon

1. A derogatory phrase used to describe an individual, male or female, who is useless, unnecessary, and therefore completely undesirable in any situation. Salad spoons tend to be emotional creatures and lack a good sense of humor. They have the amazing ability to ruin any fun, completely destroy good moods, undermine positive vibes, and totally suck in general.

Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.

Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .

2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.

Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .

"Yo, you know you're my boy, right? I need you to know that... I love you, man.. You are my best friend, seriously, and I don't know what I'd do without you." / "This salad spoon moment was brought to you by tequila, Marlboro Reds, and the letter D."

"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."

"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."

by JenGonzo August 24, 2012

Caveman Salad

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.

He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.

by RCHNG February 9, 2009

Moroccan Salad

Basically herb, tobe and hash smoked in anyway. Similar to a zepplin.

Stoner A- "yo i found some hash, wanna add it to the mix?"
Stoner B- " fuck yeah Moroccan Salad!"

by fraugrasse July 20, 2018

beer salad

A drinking game where you take the first 3 food items you see, throw them in a bowl, pour a beer over it, and eat it.

Bro 1- Frosted mini wheats, grilled cheese, and bananas
Bro 2- Covered in beer? That's terrible!
Bro 1- I'm not eating this beer salad

by Carlo Von Sexron April 28, 2014

ColeSlaw Salad

When you melt cheese on a woman's downstairs mix up while dipping fries in the wet, cheesy substance. See TyFry Salad for dipping fries in the front for cheese and then the brown eye next door for chili. When the cheese is gone refill her with your magic ranch dip and proceed with the remainder of the fries.

Ben: Mary I'm hungry
Susan: We have some cheese and French fries if you want a ColeSlaw Salad.
Ben: yum I'm down for that. Let me get my insulin and let's get this party started

Susan: Cool I'll start warming up chili if you want sone TyFry's

by Hdffcgbvhh May 7, 2017

Salad Chicken

Any lettuce-based salad that has strips of chicken placed on or in it. Used to describe a salad that includes chicken while avoiding the term "Chicken Salad," which is more generally used to describe the delicious mayonaise-based paste that is either a topping for salad or the inside of a sandwich.

Dumb Guy: Ooh! Look! Theres some chicken salad in the cafeteria!

Smart Guy: No jackass, thats Salad Chicken. Chicken Salad is the stuff your mom makes for sandwiches."

Dumb Guy: Oh.

by Grizogi January 20, 2010

The Caesar Salad

Greatest dance move ever created. Involves both hands formed into fists. One in front of your crotch moved in a circular motion (like your turning a steering wheel, or garnishing a caesar salad), while the other hovers next to your hip also making a circular motion. A switch of the hands is performed after a count of 2 beats the song. While your hands are doing their thing, your legs are crouched with the pelvis thrusting with each rotation of the hands.

"Bro, the 2015 song 'Worth It', by Fifth Harmony featured in the 2015 children's hit movie 'Hotel Transylvania 2' came on and you KNOW I hit that The Caesar Salad. Gave em a tasty little somethin to chew on"

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021