Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.

A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

Uber competitive

Holding nothing sacred but winning/dominating.

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.

Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!

by I couldn't fins any other name August 24, 2021

Uber-Bitch

Anyone who needs AC in their car.

"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."

by SithLordAllan August 10, 2012

Uber

An excessive amount of; over stimulized

That city swan was uber dirty.
That pool was uber awesome.

by Lina43019971115 February 10, 2012

uber scat head

the ultimate human being who has shit for brains

Dion Fowler is an uber scat head

by fiozxdde99 April 12, 2012

Uber

Uber has really one rule it is used as for something good that happen it is a placeholder it truly has no meaning.

Yoo that movie was Uber dude

Yoo you came in clutch that’s tots Uber

^(totally)
Dude I don’t understand why she cheated on me man that was tots not Uber of her dude

I love all my 9 friends on Snapchat their so Uber

by tj06brown January 3, 2023