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mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.
Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart
by broomstick handle March 16, 2022
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Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
by Oqueefna March 18, 2022
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Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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shart

hey i sharted on my moms grave, then took out a spoon and ate it. brent was there, and he had vanilla flavored one
by anonymous March 25, 2022
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Zachary Shart

A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.
“My Zachary Shart is so so lumpy
by soupersmoothgirl March 27, 2022
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Un shart

To un shart a shart
You better un shart that sharted shart that you sharted with your dirty sharter.
by Uπkπowπ January 24, 2022
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Shart Shaming

Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.
by Tegrofreven February 2, 2022
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