mushroom cheeseburger

The culmination of every achievement of mankind, condensed into a 8 ounce dish.

dang bro, this Mushroom Cheeseburger is pretty good

by ymes May 13, 2024

mushroom whip

when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty

"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"

by cecil d. May 09, 2016

Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.

Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.

by Clyde Barstow May 14, 2012

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 26, 2018

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 March 22, 2016

The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

by Hot Licks July 21, 2020

Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 25, 2018