Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.

I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.

by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021

cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

cave dog

A dog that has lived a sheltered life and possesses homosexual tendencies. Due to their lack of social experiences these dogs usually find a "mate" on gay social applications and if not they choose to die alone.

I though Shane was just a bit quiet but in fact he was a cave dog.

by D0bb0 August 22, 2019

Yeti Cave

An act where a homosexual man cuts his asshole with a razorblade, while his partner powders his cock with cocaine. The results offer an insane high to the bottom, as well as the top.

Yo John, remember that yeti cave from last night?

by HelpfulWhiteKid May 18, 2023

Caving

The act of inserting two whole hands in the anus, and pushing outwards so as to create a cave.

I feel absolutely sore after my boyfriend started caving in me yesterday.

by YeaMeIsPython June 14, 2024

Bat cave involvement

Fingering a person's anus.

I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.

by Zonal K November 28, 2019

cave diver

A man or woman who is far too sexually attracted to a woman with an absolutely cavernous vagina

Guy 1: Man. You hear about that woman who had sex a thousand times in under a week?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?

by Terallis August 25, 2025