splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

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I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

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Lockland Split

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.

Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole

by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

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banana split

when a lady opens up her legs and pushes out a banana with ice cream and a Cheri

wanna banana split from steak n shake ?

by chloes-fault May 2, 2022

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corner split

in cardistry if you drop your deck and it lands on the edge you may got some corner splits. A card consists of 2/3 layers of paper and a corner split is when these papers plit on the corner.

i dropped my deck on the floor now i got corner splits.

by Gay = funny January 3, 2022

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