A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010
Get the Obsessive Retardedmug. What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!
by Rhgrafix September 2, 2013
Get the Magically Retardedmug. A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.
Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!
Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!
Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!
by Yert Skrt October 13, 2019
Get the Retarded Avamug. A member of a circle of friends who only has his place due to his mental retardedness enciting some comedy value.
by Muaka October 19, 2010
Get the Comedy Retardmug. In reference to the video game world. A menu retard is one who infuriatingly frequently chooses the wrong option on the menu.
Archie - Francis, why do you keep going into Display Settings when you clearly require the options listed in Control Settings? You are such a Menu Retard!
by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009
Get the Menu Retardmug. A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.
by CapnShea August 14, 2016
Get the retard savantmug. Emotional ih-moh-shuh-nl; adj. from Latin emovere
Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
1. Person who asks his girlfriend to come to Vienna with him for a week-end, but when it turns out there is only one affordable ticket left gets it for himself and goes on his own.
2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
by Karina Stuck-in-Belgrade April 12, 2012
Get the Emotional retardmug.