Jon

A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.

Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute…

by LoveEveryWomanISee January 17, 2024

Jon as

A gay guy from Tiro

Jon as is gay

by kangaa1 November 9, 2017

jon from liverpool

a very very noncy young lad

She's 12 but you shagged her anyway? You're such a jon from liverpool!

by spenge god June 6, 2020

jon

the guy who turns off your computer because he wants to. entitled man whos 40% gay.

"hey youre annoying"
"i know its because im a jon"

by skskskskssksksksks May 13, 2019

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

Jon

Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.

Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.

by Frosty75 February 15, 2019

doing a jon

A manoeuvre where an individual screams at a female in a manner to intimidate her out of the house.

Stop doing a jon.

My friends a jon.

by Token Minxy May 24, 2014