Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos

Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

Jeff Molina

Jeff Molina is an mixed martial arts athlete currently competing in the UFC flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and is rumored to have the largest penis in the division.

Jeff Molina’s striking skills are unparalleled in the flyweight devision.

by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021

Jeff

Someone who think he is the best
Really annoying and play games in school
Never do homework, and always get bad report card

Guy1: Hey that guy is weird
Guy2: he is like Jeff

by goooooooooooooooooo February 22, 2023

Jeff

If you need help in the Urban Dictionary or want to ask questions he will help you. Try it! He's actually real!

"Hey Jeff, how much are mugs?"

"$25, Here's a coupon for 15% off!"
"Thanks!"

by Tokyol0 May 15, 2019

Jeff

That one dougechbag who doesnt respect anybodys sexual or personal boundries, weather or not they involve trauma or not. hes "that guy" at the party

ew its Jeff again

by philly man December 1, 2022

jeff

someone who doesn’t wear their flannel shirt on flannel-friday; average

You didn’t wear your flannel today? What a jeff...

by my taint is clean January 4, 2020

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024