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Chav

A Chav is a person who looks like an Oompa Loompa because of how much orange foundation they have on. They put a certain type of makeup to make their eyebrows bigger. They put too much contour on and they put foundation on their lips. A Chav is sort of like a female roadman. A Chav will be seen in the UK. Mostly England and Scotland.
Chav 1: My boyfriend cheated on me with Emma
Chav 2: Emma with the big bum?
by ihaveabigbum July 16, 2022
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Chav/roadman

A chav/roadman is literally a ned or a Cameron
Omg have u seen cam and Ned proper chav/roadman
by She fit October 14, 2019
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chavs

a load of slags who wear too much makeup and carry around Victoria secret. The poor girl bloody stinks of it. They put about three bottles of fake tan on a night and end up looking like a satsuma. Every week they get a new boyfriend and when they break up she moves on in about a day. Her eyebrows are halfway up her forehead and lashes are commonly found in this species.
oi mate look at that peng one over there
are u kidding mate she is a rite chav
ino but I like chavs mate
by ellaxo December 21, 2019
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
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Chav

Can be used to replace the words idiot and retard in a sentence.
Bloke 1: “why are you angry?”
Bloke 2: “some chav cut me up on the motorway this morning
by Baconflavouredcrisps April 1, 2019
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chav

slags that wait outside the shop asking bypassers if they have a ciggy
chav: pass us a ciggy
bypasser: uhh no your 12...
by pick pocketer March 29, 2022
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Chav Face

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.
Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.
by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019
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