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Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.
-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it
by JimTheFabulous January 21, 2022
mugGet the Car Therapymug.

car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.
Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.
by R-Dave September 23, 2020
mugGet the car-jmug.

Getaway car

the unique vehicle designated for a bride and groom to get away from the wedding
I rented a Bentley as our getaway car to take us to the airport after our wedding
by Notbray February 25, 2019
mugGet the Getaway carmug.

Car Convo

When u pull up next to a friend on the road and start chating from window to window
I had a car convo with Max today, I almost crashed.
by Will Sherman December 12, 2007
mugGet the Car Convomug.

stanky car

A method of suicide involving carbon monoxide poisoning
Dude I’m done I’m gonna commit stanky car
by Grab my pp nooba July 31, 2018
mugGet the stanky carmug.

car dancer

a person who create there own pimp choreography and peforms it all while sitting down and driving in the car.
Last night, on the freeway, I was getting so into the music you would almost think i was a pro car dancer.
by monkeyball12312 January 18, 2009
mugGet the car dancermug.

car bee

a bee that hangs around your car from the heat and heaps of dead bugs plastered throughout the car.
I hate fighting off these car bees for these delicious heeps of squished and crusty bugs
by hover September 15, 2006
mugGet the car beemug.

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