hat basket

A community pussy that can be fucked by every cock , human or non-human.

Dad's excited to fill the hat basket tomorrow at church.

by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021

basket slut

A person who sleeps around but feels like a basket case because of it.

Person A: Did you hear about Cindy and the basketball team? She's been bothered by it ever since.

Person 2- Cindy is such a basket slut.

by Nolliekins March 24, 2016

Basket

An extreme racial slur describing an Asian man due to their traditional straw hats. It is mocking their cultural heritage due to the similarity between the hats and baskets. It is one of the most offensive things you can call someone of Asian descent.

"I fucking hate baskets and want to commit hate crimes against them."

by Asian Culture Expert February 22, 2024

squirrels in a basket

it's a made up phrase (that i made) meaning 2 people having intercourse. it's supposed to be used in a funny way.

"they were like 2 squirrels in a basket"

"we made a baby in the squirrels basket"

"stop playing around like squirrels in a basket!"

by dyenasor October 15, 2022

Charleston Basket

A web of snot that's expelled upon sneezing, often unexpectedly, and frequently into one's own hand.

"Man, this cold is killing me. I sprayed a Charleston Basket onto my dashboard on the way in this morning."

by Frank Mackey January 2, 2009

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020