Fred Ass-tear

n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.

Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

Evangelion- Tears of Angels

Only the BEST Neon Genesis Evangelion RPG. Evar.

Tears of Angels r0x0rz ur b0x0rz.

by Chris Dark March 1, 2004

Russian Dragon Tears

Like angry dragon tears but the man deficates into the females mouth and plugs her nose so shit come out her eyes.

That bitch needed to be taught a lesson so I gave her Russian Dragon Tears like she deserved!

by Mr. Lacroix December 3, 2006

Salty tears

When a guy ejaculates into a girls eye while she is crying

friend: hey dude what were you up to last night?
Guy: just giving my girlfriend salty tears

by PsychoDeathBitch September 11, 2016

Tear Jerker

A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by Joey X September 16, 2008

tearjerker

a kickass song from korn, the end, there is no other definition.

Listen to tearjerker or you will be forced to listen to Green Day.

by JoeSchmo September 30, 2006

tear it down

What the fuck do you think it means? Tear it down! Don't reform it. Don't rehabilitate it. Don't replace it with the same damn thing. Tear it the fuck down!

"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"

by Wally Cuddeford July 7, 2006